The only reason that babies cry when they are born is because they know that they have just entered a world with Justin Beiber in it.
We run from zombies. Zombies run from Justin Beiber.
Justin Beiber can believe it's not butter.
Justin Beiber can do a weelie on a unicycle.
Justin Beiber makes onions cry.
Justin Beiber doesn't cut his grass. He stares at it and dares it to grow.
"Do you like Justin Beiber?"
"No, I like onion rings."




